Pregnant as Fuck: Archive

Pregnant as Fuck

← 2011 2012

January 133

February 58

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

February 2012

58 posts

How roller derby has (hopefully) prepared me for...

chocold: There is a mantra in roller derby that states: “You can do anything for two minutes.” For the unaware, this is because a jam in roller derby lasts two minutes at most. You remind yourself that you can push through your fatigue to perform at your best for those two minutes before you get a break (even if that break is just 30 seconds long). Lately as I’ve been thinking about labor...

Worst night of sleep I’ve gotten in a while

“What I was seeing was the power and beauty that women emanate when they are able...”

– Ina May Gaskin, Birth Matters (via polyticks)

Having a 2012 Baby?

beanbabe: According to astrology experts, the year your baby is born can be a good predictor of the traits she’ll have. Here’s what to expect. Ambitious and Passionate: 2012 falls within the Year of the Dragon in the Chinese Zodiac. Dragons are known as one of the most powerful signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Dragon babies are determined and enthusiastic. They know what they want and will work...

bloggingforbaby: I remember in like my first trimester, when I would watch “A Baby Story” or something like that, I’d get a little teary-eyed when the parents had a really emotional reaction to their child being born. Then in my second trimester, I’d cry a little every time a baby was born. Now, in my third trimester, I can’t even watch the show, because seeing a newborn baby makes me straight...

My opinion pretty much

Natural birth is beautiful. Breast feeding is beautiful. And if you think either one of those things is WEIRD than I will probably judge you and think you’re a total idiot. Just sayin.

“One day the whole world will be peopled with...

10 illegal baby names →

babybumpinit: I’m still laughing at number 3.

I dreamt that I had a sonogram and the baby was a boy… we’ll find out if I’m psychic or not in 4 weeks :)

leaveinconditioner asked: hey looks like were due in the same week, cool :) congrats

Pregnancy farts

are seriously LETHAL

Anonymous asked: What were your pregnancy symptoms?

I think I've started making milk

I probably wouldn’t have noticed, but my 2 year old pup Oz keeps trying to lick my boob. He has never ever licked my boob EVER. I was talking to my team mate PumelGranite and she asked me if I was producing milk. Of course I have no idea when you start making milk so of course I googled that shit and apparently it starts at 3 months. I am at 3 months and 1 week, so yes it is totally milk...

Mildly depressed. Slept like crap last night. I am so upset about this whole work situation. I am just so stressed out about money now. If things don’t work out I won’t be able to make rent. I needed to spend this week’s pay check on food and now I won’t have any groceries for the the week. All I have here is carbs carbs carbs. Every week we buy our fruits and veggies fresh...

My employer reduced my hours from 35 hours a week to 5. Totally how you should treat a pregnant woman right??

I’ve finally hit week 13! My risk of miscarrying drops dramatically after the first trimester :D I’ve got quite a little bump developing. My jeans are getting a little bit tighter, but not much. They fit better when I’m standing ha and when I sit down I have to unbutton my pants. My morning sickness is pretty much gone. All in all I’m feeling a lot better. I got a gym...

LAST WEEK OF THE FIRST TRIMESTER

dvr every episode of Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant

Reblog if you're pregnant or a mother ! :)

juuust-exhale: I would love to follow all of you!

Can anyone recommend me some good pregnancy blogs?

Feel free to buy me any of this! :)

buildingbetterbridgesx: http://www.sourpussclothing.com A ROLLER SKATING BIB!?

buildingbetterbridgesx: http://www.switchbladeonline.com these are made of win

“My childbirth class teacher reported that the Labor and Delivery floor tended to...”

– Fun Pregnancy Facts (via fuckyeahprenatal)

My boss’s husband who owns a pesticide company came into the salon and sprayed pesticides all around the front lobby(where I work) and my desk. WHILE I WAS THERE. When I asked if that was okay to be spraying around me - he replied with “We all die some time.” Need less to say, I left work early and I was absolutely livid. The client in the lobby couldn’t believe that he...

zoelylahneff asked: Is there anything extra that you take to bouts that you normally don’t take to practice?

What do you do to get ready for a bout? Any pre-bout rituals?

warning!! don't look up food while pregnant.. it...

Ahhh I knowww I do this a lot

Things I can't wait to do with my child:

ROLLER SKATING Bed time stories Disney world Swimming Going to the beach Building forts FEED HIM/HER CUPCAKES Pumpkin picking/carving Christmas :) Vacations Camping Fireworks BOATS Carnivals

ourlittlebubblex3: FacebookPost: Man, I’m tired today… Repsonse: Get used to it. You’re having a kid. — I’m not a lady who curses or uses crass language, but the hormones are RAGING over this. It’s taking every bit of restraint the most merciful God in heaven has given me to keep from hunting you down and ripping your face off. Then YOU can get over THAT. Because you have a pregnant friend. ...